In school I learned of science
and the inside of dead frogs
but they also taught me
the chemistry of love
it's one part sexy woman
and one part sexy man
mix them in a nightclub
and stir as fast as you can
Attractivity it meets in room 204b
that's right next to biology
Attractivity prerequisite to be sexy
I've got those credits already
Attractivity it goes from one o five to three
in the am that works for me
Attractivity you need a lavaratory pass to pee
even me?
Attractivity your textbook is a hot mini
like this one don''t you see?
Attractivity but maybe put on some panties
oh, don't be silly
Attractivity won't you take this class with me
And then we'll take a junior year abroad
Supercool!
Let's go to Rome together
and ride a stinky scooter
or how about New York
we'll act like dicks and say we're from there
let's go to Copenhagen
and get some oral cancer
or maybe Mogadishu
we could buy some used grenades
there's something to do in every city
as long as there's you
We've got to see Taipei
on independence day
I'll make an omelette with a thousand year old egg
We'll find the poorest corner
and haggle for a quarter
like all the expats when they cross the border
the bullet train to Kinki
it's in Japan I thinky
and you can find another way that you can use your pinky
and then we'll hit Hanoi
we'll hatch a commie ploy
and down in Bangkok we can share a ladyboy
Bené that's offensive
really? I like the rhyme scheme you know
boy ploy Hanoi
it's offensive
I thought it was edgy
it's just offensive
credits
from I Am A Knife With Legs Movie Soundtrack,
released January 16, 2015
Written by Bennett Jones
Vocals: Bené and Phoebe J Rosquist
Produced by Bennett Jones and Eric Oberthaler
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